online dating snippet #2

Well I have some 'gems' for y'all today. These are really snippets because I think it would be awful if I posted the entire messages these misguided men laboured over.

A. "I'm sitting here thinking of a bunch of hilariously flirtatious things to say, but none of them are staying 'un-deleted'. So, instead, you should watch this webseries that I make."
He followed this with a link. Needless to say I did not watch and never will.

B. "If you were a cat you'd be in big trouble right now!"
I don't even begin to understand this one.

C. Subject line: 10 d-bags for a dime!
I guess he's counting himself in this deal of a lifetime.